carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
(Source: caffeineandcartridges, via perksofbeingfunny)
(Source: m0rtality)
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
(via vaimeta)
wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends
(via the-yolocaust)
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
(via vaimeta)
(via no)
(Source: did-yuo-kno, via the-yolocaust)
(Source: wolframharted, via vaimeta)
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
(via hyena-laugh)
ybee:
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
help
(via hyena-laugh)
(via puking-greatness)
(Source: jaclynnicolee, via dyke-recovery)
